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It’s you. You’re the rocket man.

 

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“The Rock” will forever be immortalized as one of the most baddest movies of the 90′s. A cast of legends highlights the epic action-drama: Nicolas Cage, Michael Bay, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, William Forsythe, and many more. Cage’s most famous scene is when he told an unsuspecting enemy that he, in fact, was the “Rocket Man.” Fuck with cage? Get a missile to the chest. 

“How do you like how that shit works?”

 

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Merry Cagemas!

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Merry Cagemas to all our family, friends and fans! To celebrate another successful Nicolas Cage Christmas, we’re going to show you some of the best gifts that some lucky souls have woken up to all across the world. Enjoy. 

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“My family has embraced my faith and brought me proper gifts this christmas.” 

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Because diamonds are girls best friend.

French Gift Exchange

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“I was part of a gift exchange with some foreign exchange students at my school this year. Thought I’d spread the Gospel of Our Lord to the French.” 

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase 

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 ”My SO got me the perfect early Cagemas present.”

Next” w/ Beautiful Wrapping 

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“One of the Cagemas gifts I got my boyfriend, and the special wrapping paper I ordered.”

Looking for last minute Cagemas gifts? Check out our Nicolas Cage Movies List for inspiration. 

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There’s nothing left to stop him. Thanks Obamacare!

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The Complete Guide to Nicolas Cage

We love to give credit where it’s due, and we are proud to tip our hats to College Humor for their rousing and exhaustive Complete Guide to Nicolas Cage. These guys showed it all, from the lavish purchases that put Nic in severe tax debt, to a list of all the dimes in Hollywood that fell victim to his on-screen flirtations. Check it out below.

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Cheers College Humor, keep on keeping on. We couldn’t handle more Cage in one post (literally), so visit their site for the full guide, including Memes, Videos, GIFs and more.

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Nicolas Cage Storms Penn State Campus – #OperationCage

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So. Much. Cage.

They say every great journey begins with a single step. And so that is why this week, 6 courageous Penn State University students invaded their campus with an onslaught of Nicolas Cage.

Penn State awoke Wednesday to the barrage of Cage. The actor breached many campus hotspots: including legendary lecture halls like Willard, Thomas and the Forum. Pictures littered the walls, computers, desks, billboards and bathrooms with every famous image of Cage lore. Estimates of the number of photos ranges from 700 to nearly 100,000.

Reportedly, the group rose before the crack of dawn for the act, dressed in attire from various Cage films. The students had planned what they dubbed #OperationCage for months, and they were ready to act. The group may have decided it was time to act when they heard Cage may be expecting:

As Per MassMedia.net

Speculation is rampant that the actor best known for his roles in Kick-Ass, Lord of War or Face/Off is expecting a baby with long-time partner after she was spotted with a prominent stomach bulge on Wednesday evening (April 10, 2013), during romantic dinner date nearby his place.

 Another source revealed that “she TWICE made toasts … by drinking water instead of wine,” adding that it is “highly unusual” to “toast with anything but a full glass of wine.” (In case you weren’t aware, pregnant ladies aren’t supposed to drink alcohol. It specifically says that in “What to Expect When You’re Expecting.”)

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We digress. Regardless, #OperationCage AKA #OperationCageOnCageOnCage tore up the social media scene. Hundreds tweeted in adulation and shock as the campus stirred.

5 of the group members have revealed their identity. However, the identity of the mastermind behind #OperationCage still remains marred in mystery. Rumors on the streets say it may be PSU’s infamous Willard Preacher, the lovable campus Squirrel Lady, or Nicolas Cage himself. But only a higher power may ever know his or her true identity. With nay a month until graduation and summer 2013’s arrival, we can only pray that #OperationCage strikes again soon.

Source: Onward State

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Nic Cage and Taylor Swift Team Up – “I Knew You Were Trouble” Remix

Nicolas Cage and Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble” Remix

Nicolas Cage and Taylor Swift have been topping the charts with their hit remix of “I Knew You Were Trouble,” featured above. The duo shocked Hollywood with the star alliance, and rumors continue to float about a possible romance.

 

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Nicolas Cage Hair: The Complete History

Nicolas Cage’s hair is one of the most enigmatic entities in the history of Hollywood, nay we say the universe. Cage has been known for his shocking and stunning “do’s” since he stepped onto the scene in the 80′s. Let’s take a moment to reflect on Nic’s hair, and get a perspective on where his hair has been, where his hair is going, the pitfalls and possibilities, the peril and the promise.

This video above shows you how Cage’s hair has evolved throughout his career, from mullet to pompadour to goatee to wig and back again. Nearly every film from the Nicolas Cage Movie List appears in the clip. 

Here is a complete cheat sheet to help you match hair to Cage film.

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Link -via The Daily What

Now that you’ve watched the evolution of Nic’s hair on video, are you ready to test your skills? Challenge yourself with this tantalizing game by matching each Cage hairstyle to the correct film.

If you consider yourself a failure, peek at the answers here.

Nicolas Cage Hair Design

Want to design your own Nicolas Cage hairstyle? Check out this whiteboard to design your own hairstyle for Nic from scratch.

Nicolas Cage Hair Is a Bird

No story about Nicolas Cage hair would be complete with the Internet’s famous bird hair meme. This meme has stood the test of time and helps settle arguments across the World Wide Web every single day. 

Do you have a favorite Nicolas Cage hairstyle? Let us know in the comments below!

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Superman Lives – Nic Cage Sporting His Fab Costume

 

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Superman Lives – Nicolas Cage

This new shocking image of Cage reveals his hunger for the cloth remains.

Superman Lives, the ill-fated Tim Burton and Nicolas Cage blockbuster, has become a legend over the years. 3 Years Ago, Cage was gearing up to play the legendary hero known as Superman. Unfortunately, fans all over the world mourned when it was announced the film would be cancelled. Cage was especially shaken up as a long-time Superman fan who even named his son “Kal-El” after the hero’s birth name.

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Happy 49th Birthday Nicolas Cage!

Happy belated 49th Nicolas Cage! It’s been 49 years and my man Nic is still going strong. We’ve been on a 3 day bender of alcohol and rampage so excuse the belated post. A Nicolas Cage birthday is a birthday for all.

 

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Cheers.

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All Nicolas Cage Movies In One Stunning Location

Happy New Year! To kick off 2013, Nicolas Cage Rampage is bringing you the complete filmography and ratings of all Nicolas Cage movies. Every movie has something special to discover, admire and cherish.

Check out the list here, and may the Cage be with you - Nicolas Cage Movies

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